Girl,

Hang up and drive! Last week I nearly crushed an SUV as the driver pulled out from a parking spot in front of yours truly. Sure she wants her kids in the back seats to be safe, but her Explorer is no match for Shanequa’s bus.

As if summoned by God herself, NPR played “90 Pound Housewife” an hour later.

An except:

90 pound suburban housewife
Drivin’ in her SUV
Talkin’ on her cell phone
Oblivious to you and me

You can visit the song’s website at http://www.90poundsuv.com/.

Shan’

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Hey y’all:

My big fan Shanequa loves her man Randy! Lots.

Shan’

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Girl,

Shanequa’s been driving double shifts lately to bank a few extra hours for Christmas. Now that I have a day to myself, you’ve got a few answers and posts before I have my nails done.

My sister’s coming from Atlanta with her family for Thanksgiving! Whoo!

Shan’

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